Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

All the time! Lol! I have unintentionally stolen dog food, soda, and maybe toilet paper, but due to the fact that I forgot to check the bottom of my cart. Of course that hasn’t happened since I lived in El Paso. Now the one time that I stole something unintentionally was when I was stationed in Camp Red Cloud and I went to the PX and went to pick it some items and maybe a movie or two. So after getting the things I wanted I went to where the movies were located and I saw that they had “Gladiator” with Russell Crowe and then proceeded to the cashier and truthfully she actually scanned everything. I paid and walked out so I could walk back to my barracks, and thought to myself, “why was the price lower than I thought?”, so I took out the receipt and looked over it and noticed that the movie I just bought was not on there. I got a free movie, a great one at that, but that was on the PX.

Well it’s not law for everyone, but those that are in the Army and for me being in Uijeongbu aka Camp Red Cloud and one night my I went out, off base to one of our sections soldiers that lived off base since he was married to a Korean woman. Of course it was just a walk away, but when it came time to leave I decided to go with my friend Richardson and I guess I thought he was going back on base, to find out that he and I had stayed off base all night and literally had to find somewhere to spend the night and the first thing we found was a Korean Love motel, yes they have them too. So we paid and went to the room, now the restroom looked normal, but when you walked into the area where the bed was located you see next to it a wall that is just covered in mirror’s on the side and backboard. Then when you look on the bed there are lubricants and condoms. We noticed that the room had a video tape player and Richardson decided to see what they had in their library.

When he came back he had Beverly Hills Cop and some other comedies, so he put that on rather than being subjected to the non-stop porn on TV, but the privates are blurred because that is the way that they show it on regular TV. Now it came to the sleeping arrangements and Richardson says that I can have the bed and that he would sleep on the floor, since all floors in a Korean room or home is heated. Now I folded Richardson downtown to a club where I just took shot after shot, because I had just broken up with my fiance earlier in the day and I was single that night, but all I did was stay off base and then had to get through the gates the next morning and into the back barracks without detection, but you know there is always that one that fucks it up. Yeah, well that was a guy that came out with us and he had guard duty and because he got so fucked up his boss found out and the rest of us that were off base were then given the assignment to write a 10 page report about being off base and what it pertains to, especially since it was better than an Article 15.