The only man to out drink me is dead? 

This is probably a crazy ass title, but out of everyone that I have hung out with has challenged me to a drinking challenge and no one has ever beaten me. Well that is untrue for the fact that there was one person that could hands down drink me under the table and more is my husband’s uncle Manuel. But as you can see the title, it tells you what he was capable of. Also prior Army, but for the longest time we had thought that he died due to his diabetes. Unfortunately we found out later that he was deported and beaten to death by someone’s jealous man. However, that might be, but this was the only person that has ever been able to out drink me. I remember one day we got a thirty pack and he finished the whole thing. For me, I have to say that I have been drinking since I was 12.

Yes I said 12. It all started one night that I stayed with my half sister in Flagstaff for summer break. Eventually my niece and I snuck out and went to one of her friends house on the North side. This was the first time I would drink and also the same time that I also started smoking weed as well. The beverage was Old English, a 40 ounce. I think I had like 3 of these bottles and of course weed. I would pretty much get shitfaced after that, even to the edge of dying since I almost died of alcohol poisoning. From that day I would try my hardest to take care of myself, because my niece wasn’t going to do it. I mean I could have died and she would have just left me there. I did learn the meaning of family and that was due to the fact that no one cares, so why should I. Aside from my in law being able to out drink me, well let’s just say I have chugged 75% Buchanan’s scotch.

Funny story about this is that guys would try to take me home, so I would let them by me drinks. However, there was this short little dude that was obsessed with me, so he decides to go the route of getting e fucked up and taking me home. Well little did this dude know, but he was buying me shots and not just any shots. Tequila shots, which happens to be one of my favorite drinks. I mean I even drink tequila on the rocks. Granted that these shots are like 10 dollars each and he has just bought me 8, so that would be 80 dollars he tried to spend on getting me where he wanted, but luckily I can drink my ass off.